It’s Too Darn Hot

Look, I’m from the Prairies. I can handle a little heat but this be cray New York. It is hurting my feelings how hot it is. And I’m definitely pointing out the obvious here but by golly THE HUMIDITY. That constant feeling that I have somehow wet myself is not something I want to get used to. EVER. You know that thing where people who have regular jobs go away for the Christmas holidays to some place tropical. I think maybe I should make it habit to go somewhere cooler in the summer. Like Siberia.

So I googled ‘how to stay cool’ because I’m trying out the possibility that maybe this could be an educational blog?! (Listen, my blog is in adolescence and she is still trying to figure out who she REALLY is). Also because I was hoping something somewhat humourous would pop up. No go, but I did learn you can put cold packs on your wrists to cool down. I don’t have those but I do have these fancy frozen organic tri-colour peppers:

Oh and apparently a bottle of wine behind me. Better get on that…

In all seriousness, it is pretty hard for me to stay sane and grateful in this weather. I mostly want to sleep and punch slow walkers when they be slow walking on my way to the air conditioning.  I am easily agitated and even the smallest set backs put me over the edge. You know, the ‘I’m never coming back to New York’ kind of edge. True, I think collectively this city has felt the same way as me this week and its ok to be a bit snarfy about the weather but really Samantha, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. This too shall pass, and New York will still be full of all the wonderful opportunities and adventures that you have had the extreme joy to be a part of. Alas, the smell may still linger but hey I’m a smelly girl. What’s a little extra stink following me down 8th ave. The end of the heat wave is near my friends. PLEASE DEAR MOSES.

P.S. Fun fact-I had to look up how to spell the words adolescence and agitated. And I spell humourous the Canadian (*cough right cough*)way. You can make fun of me. Oh and I don’t think snarfy is really a word…

P.P.S Here is a shot of Peter, Kyle and I before we did our steamy (literally) numbers from Phantom at Bryant Park. See, that day was HOT and I still had a lot of fun so putting that in my memory box of happy things that can go down when it is too darn hot hot. Thank you to everyone who came out to support us. That audience was so lovely! 2013-07-20 00.31.06



5 thoughts on “It’s Too Darn Hot

  1. It could be worse
    You could live in Illinois where it goes from cold and rainy to hot and humid within 5 minutes :/

  2. I am LML with your blog!! Im enyoing a cabernet myself in this heat (bad idea!!!). Coronas is the call! I should be near the beach in my Puerto Rico!!! I can’t with this humidity!!!

  3. I saw you in Bryant Park and you sounded amazing! I couldn’t imagine how hot it would have been up there! I could hardly stand in the sun for more than 5 minutes! My t-shirt was like soaking through with sweat! Amazing job!

  4. Haha, I live in Texas!! It’s sooo hot here!! Especially moving from New York!! Lol.. Can’t wait until I move back in about 3 years!!!

  5. The weather was awful! I’m from Ottawa and I probably picked the worst week to visit NY. I saw you in Phantom, and I just had to let you know you were amazing! I think I will see you again in Toronto this October in Les Misérables with my school and I can’t wait! :)

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